lydialiciously ME

Monday, February 04, 2008

[it's not as easy as you think]

yay! i got my printer!!! omg. life's so much easier now. bought one from Canon. at first wanted to buy one from Brother. i know. Brother. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ya. ANYWAYS. the guy at best denki said that the toner and the drum (wtf is that?) is seperate. so even though the toner is cheap. the drum (seriously - wtf is that?) will (if damaged) cost a bomb. so it's kinda stupid la. in the end it was a choice between Canon and HP. Canon costs more now but it's cheaper in the long run because of the toner. but HP's nicer. so honestly. who's gonna look at my printer? lol. i rather save them buckeroos.

printed out all my course guides. and am panicking. sort of. half half. as usual. part of me is so lazy all i want to do is play Wii wit my family and laugh till i double over in pain. seriously. my parents are like the funniest people EVER. they're damn weird. LOL! dad was enjoying golf and mom was happily punching the guy in boxing. until (minorly - is there such a word?) sprain ankle somemore. tsk tsk. and my sis was sitting there playing Campster. omg. wtf is campster la. i just see black round blobs on the screen walking around and saying they "need to relieve themselves". haha.

changed my phone. coz my N70's call log is screwed. using mom's old phone. zzz. so small la. so not used to it.

i have like 3 dead phones in my tv console. lol. do those places buy dead phones?

baby. everything and everyone else in the world can be a bitch. but just know that i'll always be behind you. love love.

omg. another one of those emails from my dad again.

FOR THOSE WHO THOUGHT THEY KNEW EVERYTHING

the liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma
no piece of paper can be folded in half 7 times
donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes and shark attacks
you burn more calories sleeping than watching tv (omg let's all just sleep more)
oak trees don't produce acorn until they're 50 years old or older
the first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum
the king of hearts is the only king without a moustache (omg seriously?)
American Airlines saved $40000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first class
venus is the only planet that spins clockwise
apples (not caffeine) are more efficient at waking you up in the morning
most dust particles in your home are made up of DEAD SKIN!!!!! (omfg la!!!!)
the first owner of the Malboro company died of lung cancer. so did the first "Malboro Man" (whoever that is)
Walt Disney was afraid of mice
pearls melt in vinegar
the 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Malboro, Coca Cola and Budweiser (in this order)
it's possible to lead a cow up the stairs but not down
a duck's quack doesn't echo - and no one knows why
dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from the toilet to avoid airbourne particles resulting from the FLUSH!!!!!!!! (omg)
the two US presidents - Richard Millhouse Nixon and William Jefferson Clinton both have names that contain letters that spell "CRIMINAL"
turtles can breathe through their BUTTS!!!!!!!!!

i think the dead skin one's the worst. omg.

i just heard a crash/explosion. omg. i wonder what happened.

i hate deadlines.

lydia was in deep thought at 11:25 PM