please please please! stop making a fucking fool out of yourself! smsing me 4am in the morning (disturbing my wonderful sleep yet again!) isn't gonna earn you any brownie points. NOTHING would. so why even bother?

you say you want my forgiveness? that you regret leaving me? that you miss me? that i'm the only person you love in this world?

spare me the jokes ok?

you want my forgiveness? sure. take it. whatever. i'll be the better person.

you regret leaving me? i knew you would. and now you do. good for you. i told you i was the best thing that ever happened to you. and now you know.

you miss me? eewwww. like. omg. is that supposed to make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside? i don't need you to miss me. i've got everything i need now. i don't need your missing or anything from you. and i certainly don't need your annoying ass bugging me at night.

i'm the only person you'll ever love? oh god. where did you get that line from? remember to tell the director it was a lousy movie.

i've grown up. and i've moved on. there are more important things than love. like actually caring for that person. wanting to take care of him/her - regardless (none of the things you did anyways).

you OBVIOUSLY don't care very much about your gf do you? please don't make the same mistake twice. or maybe thrice. oh wait. you've made that mistake plenty of times before. whatever it is. don't be an asshole again. for your own sake.

and the grand finale is that you said. "i've really changed."

woah! classic man. big news dude! leopards never change their spots. NEVER! and even if you really did. i don't need you no more. never have actually.

so just please (if you ever read this). leave me alone. stop smsing me in the middle of the night. stop smsing me at all.